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Penny deserves a better boyfriend on 'Big Bang Theory'
Fri Jan 10, 2014
1. Penny and Leonard are a perfect couple. No changes, please. Couples should discuss big decisions;
Pope calls for new approach to kids of gay, divorced parents
Sat Jan 4, 2014
Every time he opens his mouth, the "gay" word comes out. No agenda here, huh? He's becoming a little obvious. Hey, Pope, who's pulling your strings?
Queen pardons computing giant Alan Turing 59 years after his suicide
Mon Dec 23, 2013
With one fell swoop, the Queen makes a "pro-gay" statement and implies that British Dr. Abbas Khan's death in Syria was truly a suicide. Who is pulling your puppet strings, Queenie?
Fired nuke commander drank heavily, was rude in Russia: Air Force report
Thu Dec 19, 2013
I don't even see what the General did wrong. What does "interrupted the speakers" mean? Did he ask a question? If the translator screwed up, what's wrong with correcting the translator? I live in a former Communist country.
Nevada man charged with aiding Sikh terrorist groups in India
Wed Dec 18, 2013
Doesn't he know that the stock market skyrocketed yesterday and the good ol' days will return to the US soon?
Stocks edge higher as investors await Fed decision
Wed Dec 18, 2013
Such "upbeat" economic news occurs before every Christmas. The "powers that be" are trying to suck shoppers into additional purchases.
Relatives of Sicilian Mafia's 'boss of bosses' arrested in massive Italy crime sweep
Fri Dec 13, 2013
Do you hear that sound? It's the sound of Yousnoozeyoulose getting sucked into the monthly "The Only Mafia is the Sicilian Mafia" propaganda put forth by NBC News. Wake up, Yousnoozeyoulose. The Sicilian Mafia is **OLD* school.
Asian drug gang busted in alleged plot to smuggle North Korean meth into US
Wed Nov 20, 2013
Two words: INTERNATIONAL Mafia
Rags-to-riches tales aren't that common, new study finds
Thu Nov 7, 2013
Obviously, the author of this article hasn't researched the new economies in former Communist countries.
Little boy joins Pope Francis on stage, refuses to leave
Wed Oct 30, 2013
Pope Symbolic Gestures I at his best. Garners many more cheap points than actually doing something significant.
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